Training the Land Girls Army by Sue Lee and John Meleady Recorded by Keepers Lock We're training the Land Girls Army To work on a boat as the crew But we think that the Government's barmy! 'Cos this lot ain't got a clue For they can't hold a tiller, they won't open gates To be out in all weather is something they hate! We're training the Land Girls Army But they're no use to me or you! We're training the Land Girls Army Give them something to do But they can't tell a boat from a butty And engines is soemthing quite new Well they can't tie a knot or throw a rope And getting in a lock, for them there's no hope But we're training the Land Girls Army So what's a poor fellow to do We're training the Land Girls Army And just between me and you P'rhaps Government's not so barmy It's our secret weapon too! Our intelligence agents will translate the plot When Hitler find this lot's up the cut And we're training the Land Girls Army He'll not bother us - that's true! We're training the Land Girls Army By God it's not easy to do But I think things are gonna get stormy For they've asked for a bath and a loo And we can't understand them 'cos they talks so posh I think I would rather be fightin' the Bosch! Than be training the Land Girls Army I'm off up the cut - Tooleoo! Recorded on :