The Interview for the Post of Chief Executive Officer for the Canal & River Trust
© Arthur Marshall (2020)
Come in Mr Parry, won't you please sit down
Thank you very much for coming into town
You've applied for a job with the Canal and River Trust
Now what would you like to say to us?
Well I know quite lot about trains
You know I know an awful lot about trains
Mind the gap, keep your luggage off the floor
Don't block the engine, keep clear of the doors
I know an awful lot about trains
I know an awful lot about trains
Thank you Mr Parry for coming to see us here
We can see this is quite a change of career
The canals are old with a lot of little quirks
How much do you know about how the system works?
Well I know quite lot about trains
I know an awful lot about trains
Mind the gap, keep your luggage off the floor
Don't block the engine, keep clear of the doors
You know I know an awful lot about trains
I know an awful lot about trains
Paid 200 grand a year
You'll top up my pension fund never fear
The expenses are generous the bonuses are fatter
And after all that's what matters
When the locks collapse we just put tape all around
When the reservoirs break we evacuate the town
There's an emergency stoppage every other day
But I'll go on TV and I know just the thing to say
I'll say I know quite lot about trains
I know an awful lot about trains
Mind the gap, keep your luggage off the floor
Don't block the engine, keep clear of the doors
I know an awful lot about trains
I know an awful lot about trains
Mind the gap, keep your luggage off the floor
Don't block the engine, keep clear of the doors
I know an awful lot about trains
I know an awful lot about trains
My thanks go to Arthur Marshall for permission to use these lyrics and video. Arthur's web-site can be found here.
Arthur comments : A celebration in song of the occasion when, after a successful career with London Underground
and Hull Railways, a gentleman applied to take charge of the UK Canal network. Subsequent to this event, bridges
collapsed, dams broke, locks fell to pieces, the towpath collapsed and the resultant breach flooded farms and the
occasional town. Cyclists ran down pedestrians, boats stuck to the un-dredged bottom. Even those usually cheery
souls, the fishermen, don't appear to be whistling a happy tune any more as they squat on lock landings or water
points...
The Interview for the Post of Chief Executive
Officer for the Canal & River Trust
© Arthur Marshall (2020)
Come in Mr Parry, won't you please sit down
Thank you very much for coming into town
You've applied for a job with the Canal and River Trust
Now what would you like to say to us?
Well I know quite lot about trains
You know I know an awful lot about trains
Mind the gap, keep your luggage off the floor
Don't block the engine, keep clear of the doors
I know an awful lot about trains
I know an awful lot about trains
Thank you Mr Parry for coming to see us here
We can see this is quite a change of career
The canals are old with a lot of little quirks
How much do you know about how the system works?
Well I know quite lot about trains
I know an awful lot about trains
Mind the gap, keep your luggage off the floor
Don't block the engine, keep clear of the doors
You know I know an awful lot about trains
I know an awful lot about trains
Paid 200 grand a year
You'll top up my pension fund never fear
The expenses are generous the bonuses are fatter
And after all that's what matters
When the locks collapse we just put tape all around
When the reservoirs break we evacuate the town
There's an emergency stoppage every other day
But I'll go on TV and I know just the thing to say
I'll say I know quite lot about trains
I know an awful lot about trains
Mind the gap, keep your luggage off the floor
Don't block the engine, keep clear of the doors
I know an awful lot about trains
I know an awful lot about trains
Mind the gap, keep your luggage off the floor
Don't block the engine, keep clear of the doors
I know an awful lot about trains
I know an awful lot about trains
My thanks go to Arthur Marshall for permission to use these lyrics
and video. Arthur's web-site can be found here.
Arthur comments : A celebration in song of the occasion when, after
a successful career with London Underground and Hull Railways, a
gentleman applied to take charge of the UK Canal network.
Subsequent to this event, bridges collapsed, dams broke, locks fell
to pieces, the towpath collapsed and the resultant breach flooded
farms and the occasional town. Cyclists ran down pedestrians, boats
stuck to the un-dredged bottom. Even those usually cheery souls,
the fishermen, don't appear to be whistling a happy tune any more
as they squat on lock landings or water points...