Ducks by Mal Edwards Recorded by Mal Edwards Well the ducks in the cut are a noisy lot Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack They'll be far better in the stewing pots Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack They squabble and fight all through the night Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack I wish they'd vanish from sight Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack They pick the weed from off the hull Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack They sound just like a pneumatic drill Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack I've got to take a sleeping pill Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack I'm feeling very, very ill Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack They're driving me insane Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack I've got those ducks upon the brain Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack They really are a'getting to me Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack So I'll shoot some of them for me tea Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack They taste very nice with orange sauce Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack I'll eat them all up of course Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack They ought to be exterminated Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack Barbecued or cremated Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack Now the ducks have all gone I can rest in peace I can go to bed and lay my head and go to sleep in peace But as I go to sleep ghostly ducks they do appear Waddling all around my bed and quacking in my ear Waddling all around my bed and quacking in my ear Recorded on :