Cruisin' by Mal Edwards As recorded by Mal Edwards I was cruising to Llangollen one lovely summers day I hadn't a care in this world as I went on my way Then I met a skinhead girl on another boat on the cut She had massive biceps and a tattoo on her nut Well she must have been the captain for she bellowed at her crew Fetch me up some beer, and my roll-ups too She had holes in leggings and a jumper baggy and loose And on her feet she had no laces in her boots She stood six foot four and not a one inch less So be quite honest she looked a sodding mess Then she shoved her tiller over and collided with my boat I nearly fell overboard, it was no sodding joke I said lady you're supposed to pass me on the right But she rolled up her sleeves and stood waiting for a fight She said I'll break your bleeding neck yes she shouted out aloud For behind her on the towpath was gathering quite a crowd She tried to board my boat but slipped over on her bum So I grabbed the opportunity to take my chance and run With one hand on the tiller and the other on the throttle To be quite honest I'd lost all of my bottle So I revved up my engine and shot away quite quick I could hear her behind me giving me loads of stick So next time you cruise to Llangollen on a lovely summer's day Avoid those skinhead women and watch what you say Avoid those skinhead women and watch what you say Recorded on :