Duncan (I love to have a drink with DPN) Alexander / Miller / Illingworth I love to have a drink with Duncan I love to have a beer with Dunc. We drink in moderation And we never get blue blind paralytic drunk. We drink at the Navigation where the atmosphere is great. I love to have a drink with Duncan, Cause Duncan’s me mate. I love to have a drink with Norman, I love to have a drink with Norm. He won’t touch ice-cold lager. He likes his beer just a little bit warm. We drink at the Rose and Castle ….. I love to have a drink with Pee Wee, I love to have a drink with Pete. He prefers a good old bitter, He doesn’t like his ale a little bit sweet. We drink at the Old Dry Dock ….. I love to have beer with Hayward, I love to have a beer with Chick. He can shift a pint or three, And it never ever makes him even slightly sick. We drink at the old Wharf Tavern ….. I love to have a drink with Dusty, I love to have a drink with Dust. He says “I won’t have another” And then “Alright, if I must”. We drink at the Three Locks Inn ….. I love to have a drink with Roger, That’s Roger Woodiwiss. He’s busy with his paintbrush, But he never turns down a night on the … town We drink at the Admiral Nelson……. I love to have a drink with David, I love to have a drink with Dave. We all like playing music, And often have a bit of a rave. We drink at the Two Boats Inn…… From the repertoire of DPN+1, this was kindly supplied by Dusty Miller.